Anal Sex Do's and Dont's

Anal Sex:

The Myths, The Facts
And All The Gory Details...

The Facts

Fact #1 The #1 object to get lost inside someone's rear end is a Sharpie marker. When aroused the anus acts like a vacuum and will suck anything up inside. Those pictures you see on the internet of things people lost in their bodies, those are real. Never put anything in the rear end that does not have a flared base, a string or tied to a 2 x 4 post. If you cant find a 2x4 anything with a flared base is fine :)

Fact #2 When 100,000 married women were surveyed, 43% had tried it, 40% had loved it when 49% did not care for the experience. 11% said they could take it or leave it.

Fact # 3 The anus ranks number 2 as a spot with the most concentrated nerve endings on a female. #1 was of course the clitoris

The Myths

Myth #1 Anal Sex is only for gay men. Most definitely not true. No matter what a man’s sexual orientation, he may enjoy anal sex due to the pressure on a his prostate gland. (AKA The mans P spot.)

Myth #2 Anal Sex is dirty and painful. Not exactly true. You do want to use precautions when dealing with this certain type of play because of the risk in spreading E coli Bacteria among other things such as STD's. Always use a condom or glove. If your afraid your going to see poop, Well, poop happens. For peace of mind make sure you have " evacuated the building " that day. If you haven't had a regular BM, be prepared for poop!

Myth#3 Anal Sex is considered a sin in the bible. The bible does not speak against this however; it does say that homosexual sex is forbidden. For more information on a Christian point of view on anal sex and all of the other aspects of different types of play, please check out www.themarriagebed.com

To Get the Job Done...

First thing first, this is not something that you are going to try for the first time with any 'ol Tom, Dick, or Harry. If this is your first time, We would strongly suggest you doing it with your spouse or while in a long term serious relationship. This is a very different type of sexual activity and you will want to make sure you are in a comfortable relationship. .

Second, Know your limits. If it hurts, Stop.

Preparation and relaxation is the key to a successful encounter. You may not be to be very productive the first time so only go as far as your comfortable with.

Next, you're going to want to make sure you have plenty of lubricant on hand. Make sure you use a silicone or glycerin/water based lube as it is safe for penetration and both are condom compatible. You may want to start off with a finger or a small butt plug before moving on to your man.

Important Note...

No matter what item you are using, it is very important that what ever goes into the rectum is designed for the rectum. You know all the stories of "so in so got somethin' somethin, stuck in their rear end", Well, that's because it didn't belong there. What ever you put in the rear, make sure it has a flared base so it won’t get lost.

Finally, what ever goes in the rear, must stay only in the rear. Do not ever put anything in the vagina that has been in the rectum. Doing so may cause a serious infection. Keeping these two areas separate is very important as well as keeping your toys clean.

For more information on this subject, check out my other article on the Prostate. There you will find all kinds of great tips on Prostate Milking, Butt plugging and Anal Beading

I hope you find this information educating humorous and informative.

Always Remember... Safe Sex is the Best Sex; Always use a Condom.

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